Road Kill introduces Ken Kuhlken and Alan Russell, an odd pair of mystery writers on a mission. In this 44 page chapbook, we find they have embarked on an epic journey to convince America’s readers. to buy their books. But the dark forces of commerce are allied against them.
And in No Cats, No Chocolate, Ken and Alan launch a comeback.
Quotes from renowned authors give a glimpse into the priceless value of the book: 
Reserve a Special Place in your House for this One! “Some books have a revered spot on your bookshelves. I have another spot in mind for this book, the same place where I put all books written by Kuhlken and Russell. It’s going right next to the spare roll on the shelf behind the toilet.” – Michael Connelly, bestselling author of The Lincoln Lawyer
Looking for a Great Book? If you’re like me, you are always looking for a great book. Well, I am afraid you’ll have to keep looking. Mind you, No Cats, No Chocolate is not a bad book; it is a truly awful book.” – John Lescroart, bestselling author of The Second Chair
In a League of their Own! “In my life I have met and associated with many people that don’t fit in with mainstream society. I have written about bikers, and outlaws, and drug addled psychopaths. Let me tell you, those desperados are nothing compared to Kuhlken and Russell. When it comes to creepiness, these two are in a league of their own. Avoid mind pollution! Don’t read their words.” – Barbara Seranella, bestselling author of No Human Involved.
There is Nothing like Kuhlken and Russell in the Zodiac! “There are few people like Russell and Kuhlken in this world, and that is a very good thing. I have seen some bad auras in my time, but never such dark clouds as hover over them. The only other auras I have seen similar to theirs belong to Charlie Manson, John Wayne Gacy, and most of the members of Congress.” – Martha Lawrence, bestselling author of Ashes of Aires
The Scientific Community Is in Agreement! “There are few subjects upon which the scientific community is in agreement, and the science fiction community is just as fractious. However, when it comes to Russell and Kuhlken we all concur: We hope they fall into a wormhole, end up on the other side of a distant galaxy, and are never heard from again!” – David Brin, bestselling author of The Postman
On My Top Ten List! “My biggest regret in retiring from the FBI is that I can’t put these two jokers behind bars. Kuhlken and Russell’s No Cats, No Chocolate, is the latest of many frauds they’ve perpetuated on an unsuspecting American public. I wouldn’t be surprised if one day a lynch mob stormed one of their signings, and neither would I be surprised if law enforcement turned a blind eye to the people’s justice.” – Gene Riehl, bestselling author of Quantico Rules
ROAD KILL 
NO CATS, NO CHOCOLATE.
