Printable Order Form

Please send me __________ copies of no cats, no chocolate, a book of inestimable value that commonly sells for $11.99 plus tax (and shipping) for only $12 per copy, shipping included.

I want _____ book(s) signed by the authors. 

I want _____ book(s) signed and dated by the authors.

I want _____ book(s) incribed to _______________________________________

I want _____ book(s) the authors haven't ruined by signing.

Here's my name and shipping address:

I have enclosed a check or money order for $12 per book. 

My envelope is addressed to:

Hickey's Books
8749 La Mesa Boulevard, PMB 21
La Mesa, CA  91941

Kuhlken and Russell are my favorite authors.  I want to buy a dozen or so copies and give them to all my intellectual friends and family.

As a book collector, I want to buy enough of these books to fund my retirement. 

I have more money than I need.  What should I do with it?